The Cardinals’ probable pitchers calendar has been updated to show Jeff Suppan making his first start Tuesday against the Mariners. He'll be lined up against Ryan Rowland-Smith, a left-hander with decidedly Suppanian peripherals.
In fact, if Jeff Suppan’s parents had moved to Australia, hyphenated their last names, and forced him to throw junk with his left hand—well, I’m just glad we’ll finally get to see them both in the same place at the same time.