If you’re willing to forget this game ever happened, I’m willing to never write about it again after this blog entry.
No, no, I’m sorry. Because it’s the worst relief meltdown I’ve ever seen. (Easy mistake.) If you’re into Win Probability metrics, know this: Ryan Franklin was apparently worth -0.99 wins. I’m not sure it’s possible to be more directly responsible for a loss than that.â†µ
This is what’s good about baseball: Documentaries will not be made about this game. They’ll play again tomorrow.â†µ
Anyway, mull it over; in the meantime, as a provisional measure, I will not write anything about this game ever again.