This might be the most thorough fanpost ever posted on Viva El Birdos—commenter d-dee has screencapped, formatted, and dissected every frame of the Cardinals/Reds brawl from last Tuesday, and found some truly incredible things.

Now Cueto is kicking Larue IN THE HEAD like a maniac, while he's wearing spikes

Jason Larue falls down in the crowd after being kicked in the head several times, but Cueto keeps kicking (warning, monster gif below) Note: I created this gif at 60% speed. In reality, stuff was happening way faster than this.

Yes, there's an animated gif of Jason LaRue being kicked in the head. If you were at all interested in this past week's excitement, it's worth a click. All she's missing is an animated gif of Jeff Suppan crawling out from under everybody's legs.