If you wanted an organized Internet posting, you came to the wrong place. Some 30-year-old jerk stayed up all night, watching sports, drinking booze, and thinking. Here we are — a series of things.
Aug 27, 2010 - If, at the beginning of the season, someone would have told you that:
And were still in position to surge and make it into the postseason ... you'd have taken that.
So, yeah, the Cardinals don't really suck, but we still have no reason to think they're a postseason-worthy team ... but they still could be. So, you know, there's hope. I guess.
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What Terry Pendleton's Video Game Character Thought In RBI Baseball
Why am I white? And why isn't my ass enormous?
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Is Al a little less hard on Dan since Dan's *ahem* incident? Like, maybe someone was an enabler for someone's problems and they know it? Need to make amends, no?
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Sam Bradford looked damn good Thursday night. No, not his passing -- his skin. Is his face made of a baby's ass?
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The Train of Thought Of The "Six Is A Serious Number" Guy While Recording His Song
"My momma told me 'one day you'd understand'"
My mother had some wisdom to impart upon me, which one day I would understand
"'It takes more than five runs to be a man'"
My mother drank a lot. That makes no sense.
"THAT'S WHY I'M A CARDINALS FAN!!!"
I'm a Cardinals fan because I was born a crack baby.
"I've got a quarter in my pocket"
I stole 25 cents from a homeless guy downtown.
"And it's time to get 'er done"
People have been saying this for five years now and I still don't know what it means, besides, our culture is in decline.
"I'm gonna hoot and holler 'til we get six runs"
I'm a freaking idiot. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
"Cause, six, six, six, six, six is a serious number."
I hate myself and wish I was dead.
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What Felipe Lopez Once Thought
I should get a tattoo on my neck. That will always look good.
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The Cardinals Have Perhaps A Triple Crown Winner And MVP, A Cy Young Winner, And A Rookie Of The Year Award Winner. How Are They Not Running Away With The Division?
It's not that they're not talented ... they're just not that good. It's like a cow that is one-third kobe beef and two-thirds poop.
We know that we are better than this, yet we know that we're not.
We are an 87-win team. Not bad, just not worthy of a postseason birth. They'll give us hope, but, in the end, we are following a bad team.
Better than following the Cubs, though!
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Nice.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
by TBender on Aug 27, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
caption is excellent
can you confirm david freese’s ankles are made of the same expensive sunglasses material?
links to the arizona cardinals sbn page. how appropriate
i am afraid this year we’ll miss the mvp, triple crown, cy and roy all by a hair. because, you know, the only time espn cares about us is when there’s a tunnel involved
once again, you’ve failed to deliver a rec button – shame on you sir
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
by d-dee on Aug 27, 2010 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
ah...well done i didnt get the link joke...thnks for pointing it out
by guillermozeliak on Aug 27, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
how does Colby break his left hand while high fiving with his right?
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can be made
by gdm426 on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alex Fritz on Aug 29, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
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