Since St. Louis Cardinals fans have long since stopped watching the ends of baseball games yesterday's performance was probably the first time many of us saw prospect second baseman Daniel Descalso in the flesh, as opposed to in a Memphis Redbirds box score.

On Twitter Matt Sebek told us something we all might have known but couldn't dare put to words about Mr. Descalso's parents, or maybe just the first-generation baseball players from which he was cloned. Click this link if you're ready to know... the truth.