SBNation Reports Developments on Pujols Front, Fluid Situation, Intrigue

A top SB Nation Saint Louis source in Dallas is reporting that contract offers have been made from multiple Major League Baseball teams to Albert Pujols, including a ten year offer from the Miami Marlins and and nine year offer from the Cardinals.

But the source also advises that the situation at the Winter Meetings is fluid. "It's still developing at this point," said one source, "anything could change at any point in time."

"So you don't know what's going on?" We pressed.

"No."

"Then why are you reporting it?"

"I'm reporting that we don't know, but that can always change. There's a difference, you see!"

"Is there?"

"No."

"This whole thing is just an elaborate ruse to get comped for room service during a random week in December, isn't it?"

"Yes."

"Well, keep us abreast!"

"Will do! Just remember: Fluid situation. Developing. Intrigue. Details at midnight!"

"Thanks, source."