[Editor's note: SBN St. Louis sent their sources deep into the North Pole to find wish lists to Santa Claus from various Saint Louis athletes, coaches, and sports personalities. We came back disappointed, since Santa isn't real and it's freaking cold up there. So we made some stuff up. All lists start "Dear Santa" except for Sam Bradford's, whose list begins "Dear someone not as dreamy as I."]
Tony La Russa
REO Speedwagon cutlery
Transitions-specific lens cleaner
Scrappier players
A greater sense of self importance
Dan Ceasar
A liter of blood from Joe Buck. From when he was eight years old. To drink. To save me.
Albert Pujols
300 Million dollars
Footie pajamas
Sign Guy
A way to be less clever, as I'm not sure everyone "gets" my humor.
Burn down that god-damn Pizza Hut
Rick Majerus
A Ritz cracker the size of a hubcap.
Sam Bradford
Wide Receivers
Oil of Olay gift basket
Gary Pinkel
Colby Rasmus
Play everyday
Be left alone
1985 Camaro IROC-Z
John Mozeliak
Kiton sportcoats
Lance Berkman
Love letter from Tony
Chris Carpenter
The Babysitter's Club (complete collection)
D'Marco Farr
More radio commercials for diet and fitness plans so somebody, somewhere might think I'm in shape
Hamburgers
Lance Berkman
The ability to go back in time and not give my phone number to Jeff Gordon. I thought he was the race car driver! Now every day it's another text about "how will I remeber blahblahblah era." What a weirdo.
Mike Shannon
An ice cold Busch and a pound of peel-and-eat shrimp from Fat Eddie's Bon-Air!
More nicknames that are actually just people's names with "-man" added onto the end.
Steve Spagnuolo
Those shoe lifts Matt Sebek was telling me about. I deserve to be 5' 9", damn it!
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