Lindbergh Reference or ABA Reference?
Ron Roenicke: "Nyjer, We need to talk."
Nyjer Morgan : "What up, skip?"
"I'm taking you out of the lineup. Mark Kotsay is going to start in center."
"What? Mark Kotsay is 57 years old. And he sucks."
"Well, you're batting under .200 and haven't got a hit this series."
"MARK KOTSAY SUCKSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Mark Kotsay: "Uhhhhhhhh...."
"SEEEEEEE??!?!??!?
"Uuuuuuggggggggg....."
"SEEEEEEE??!?!??!? AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Hmmmm..."
/Snaps fingers
"HOME RUN! YAY!"
"God damn it."
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