Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: John Mozeliak's Reign of Terror

Kinda surprised Mo doesn't just have a cell phone, but whatevs.

Today in Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: Without Tony La Russa, John Mozeliak's reign of terror over the Cardinals franchise is unchecked. Can anyone stop him?

Previously on Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: Matt Holliday learned of John Mozeliak's horrifying conspiracy to prepare him for life without Albert Pujols.

Mr1_medium

Mr2_medium

Mr3_medium

Mr4_medium

Mr5_medium

Mr6_medium

Mr7_medium

Mr8_medium

Mr9_medium

Mr10_medium

Mr11_medium

Mr12_medium

Mr13_medium

Mr14_medium

Mr15_medium

Mr16_medium

Mr17_medium Mr18_medium

Mr19_medium

Mr20_medium

Mr21_medium

Mr22_medium

Mr23_medium

Mr24_medium

Mr25_medium

Mr26_medium

Mr27_medium

Trending Discussions

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SB Nation St. Louis

You must be a member of SB Nation St. Louis to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SB Nation St. Louis. You should read them.

Join SB Nation St. Louis

You must be a member of SB Nation St. Louis to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SB Nation St. Louis. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.