Look, I don't know anything about how much Adam "Pacman" Jones still has left in the tank, or how his relationship with Jeff Fisher is, or what his tank is even filled with, but I am convinced this is the only way for the St. Louis Rams to truly leave the Steve Spagnuolo era of only signing players who aren't completely morally objectionable behind: The Rams need to sign Pacman.

I don't think I could convince you any better than DCRamsFan does in the above Turf Show Times link, but some people just aren't sufficiently impressed by the fact that he once beat Sting and Kurt Angle for the TNA World Tag Team Championship belt as one-half of "Team Pacman." Without even wrestling!

As a punt returner and a cornerback, Adam Jones is perhaps unremarkable at this point in his career. But as a terrifying spectacle and distraction—well, he's unmatched. Which is just something to keep in mind, if the Rams you see in 2012 still look a little too four-pillars-y to you.