"Other websites have used the picture at right—here's Turf Show Times—for to talk about the fact that St. Louis Rams quarterback Sam Bradford is apparently dating Karlie Kloss, who is apparently a supermodel. This ignores an important fact about football players: It is not news if they are dating supermodels. It is news if they're dressing like a radical 80s cartoon character.
Ladies and gentlemen: Sam Bradford is dressing like a radical 80s cartoon character. His incredibly boring choice in significant other is far less important than this completely inexplicable news.
A football player dating a supermodel is the ultimate dog bites man story. But if another football player is dressed like Kid Chameleon is going to have to leap into WildSide to rescue him, by all means let me know. In the other pictures at the link above, you can see Danny Amendola and Chris Long looking more conventionally awkward, if you're into that. Oh, and more of the supermodel, I guess.
Early winner for best comment non-sequitur, by the way: "Sam get rid of the biatch she looks like a lizard and get to work your play time is up buddy"