The St. Louis Rams' 2012 schedule—along with the rest of the NFL's—is going to be released Tuesday night, but some of the air's already out of the thing: We already know they'll be playing one of their home games in a sleepy little suburb of St. Louis called London, against the New England Patriots. That'll be Week 8, on October 28, with Week 9 presumably turning into a bye.
So, just in case you were waiting until tonight's absurd ESPN special report on the schedule to figure out just what the most ridiculous part of the Rams' schedule is in 2012—well, I'm sorry to spoil it for you, but it's probably that home game at Wembley Stadium that has, for most of the offseason, been more interesting as a symptom of the Rams' distaste for the Edward Jones Dome than an actual thing that is really happening.
Oh, and in case you're planning on making the trip out there to support the Rams while Stan Kroenke attempts to move the team there, let me be the first to warn you: I'm pretty sure they call it "soccer" out there.
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