Notice: If you find yourself blacked out of every other baseball game in the country on MLB.TV; unable to watch anything but reruns of The Best Damned Sports Show, Period on FSN Midwest; or pining suddenly for Dan McLaughlin and Al Hrabosky, you might have forgotten that the Cardinals and the Dodgers are FOX's regional game of the week for this afternoon.
↵Warning: Scooter the Zombie Baseball may attempt to teach you how sliders work at any time, without any warning. If he notices you DO NOT CONFRONT HIM and DO NOT MOVE; he sees motion.
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