This is a big deal, somehow—Kurt Warner, who, if concussions weren't quite so frightening, would probably have been pushed back into football by now, will appear on this season's Dancing With The Stars, a show about famous people dancing with people who aren't very famous as well as actual dancers.
↵This report comes to the Post-Dispatch ahead of the actual announcement via the Washington Post, who really has no excuse for being interested. JoeSportsFan suggests that if the contest is less about dancing than it is about white guy wedding moves, Warner could win going away.
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