Mike Matheny lives in the Saint Louis area, not in California like some fruity space hippy. The sixties are over, deadbeats!
Mike Matheny has a haircut you could set your watch to.
↵Mike Matheny wouldn't hit his pitcher eighth, like a freaking moron. I assume.
↵Mike Matheny doesn't have a DUI, unlike some drunk idiot. But if he did, we'd understand. It would just show that he is human and everyone makes mistakes.
↵Mike Matheny would never piss off Ozzie Smith.
↵Mike Matheny eats meat. He actually shoots some of the meat he eats himself. I've never trusted vegetarians. Hitler was a vegetarian. True story. My brother-in-law heard it on the radio.
↵In conclusion, Mike Matheny reminds me of a young Whitey Herzog. I approve of this hire.
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