Filed under: You Have Chosen Hit Brandon Phillips With The Second Pitch. By Alex Fritz Apr 20, 2011, 7:55pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: You Have Chosen Hit Brandon Phillips With The Second Pitch. Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Brandon Phillips charges the mound.â†µWould you like to:â†µa) Have Chris Carpenter pretend it was an accident?b) Fight! Fight! Fight!c) Have Bronson Arroyo calm everyone down with some peaceful douche rock?