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You Have Chosen Pretend It Was An Accident.

Brandon Phillips believes Chris Carpenter.

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Brandon Phillips reaches first base on a HBP.

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Brandon Phillips then accidentally murders Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols with some nunchakus.

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A Missouri judge dismisses the murder charges on account of the precedence of "Tit v. Tat."

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You have died.