Filed under: You Have Chosen Fight! Fight! Fight! By Alex Fritz Apr 20, 2011, 7:52pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: You Have Chosen Fight! Fight! Fight! Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email The last time this happened the Cardinals' catcher got kicked in the face and had to retire.↵So, yeah, I'll just go ahead and make up an outlandish scenario where this could possibly go wrong.↵You have meta-died.