Busch Stadium's speakers blare "SAVE A HORSE! RIDE A COWBOY!" as Jason LaRue rides in from the bullpen on a Harley while whipping a mace above his head. As it is the first inning, the ground was recently watered and LaRue's bike wipes out on the slick grass just short of second base.
↵LaRue, panicking, loses his grip on the mace as he goes down, and said mace clobbers Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus. Colby Rasmus has died from mace wounds