Alex was created in 1980 by the multinational conglomerate Proctor & Gamble and discontinued in 1988 after protests in China turned violent. He now resides comfortably in South City with his wife and dog.
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- The Pale Horse
Death is coming... And the Post-Dispatch is coming with him.
Vote for Carlos
On the latest Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey, Carlos Beltran throws his cap into the ring for the presidency.
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- Where In The World Is Dan McLaughlin?
Danny Mac returns to the Cardinals booth tonight after two weeks off. Where the H-E-C-K was he, anyway?
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Cardinals Television Network
The Yankees and Red Sox have their own TV networks... Why shouldn't the Cardinals? Besides the felonies?
Breaking Down Barret Browning's All-Star Night
For the players in the All-Star game, last night was baseball's most glamorous night. For others, it was nothing but Hooters and a frustrating hotel TV guide.
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Letters From All-Star Camp
Do players write each other letters while they are away for the All-Star Game? We assume so.
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Stars & Stripes Challenge
America is down, but not out. All we truly need to be number one again is for an American hero to bodyslam an obese Japanese man.
Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Trading Blocks
The Cardinals need pitching help. Can Trader Mo make a deal go down?