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Alex was created in 1980 by the multinational conglomerate Proctor & Gamble and discontinued in 1988 after protests in China turned violent. He now resides comfortably in South City with his wife and dog.

The Cubs Paid Marlon Byrd $6.1M This Year To Do The Following

The Chicago Cubs got not very much out of their investment in Marlon Byrd.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Live at Lego Shannon's

Mike Shannon and John Rooney get together to enjoy an icy cold Budweiser or eight. Unfortunately, a certain Hungarian someone just happens to join them.

Decades And Darryl Kile

Darryl Kile died a decade ago? It doesn't seem possible.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Super Disabled List (3)

You might think you know what happens when a player is put on the disabled list. And you're probably right. But what about when they're put on the Super Disabled List?

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- A Chance Encounter With Hungo

May 6th, 2005: Al Hrabosky's coming. And he's bringing hell with him.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The WAR for Late Night

There's a war in the Cardinals locker room. And, strangely, it involves talk shows.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: Emergency Landing

What happens when the 2012 St. Louis Cardinals land at the Nantucket airport in 1996? Something stupid, probably. ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF WINGS!!

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: Albert Pujols And Dee Dee Check In

On a very special episode of Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey, Albert Pujols contemplates what Lance Berkman's injury may mean to his own life. And someone may end up drinking from a toilet.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette: Berkman & The Bleacher Bums

How will Lance Berkman spend his time on the disabled list? Drinking beer in the bleachers seems like an actual possibility.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette: Yadi's Lucky Mohawk & the Judiciary Kangaroo Court Act of 1789

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette: Yadi's Lucky Mohawk & the Judiciary Kangaroo Court Act of 1789