Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey: Matt Holliday Learns The Horrifying Truth

Hi again, everybody! B.J. Rains here with Fox Sports Midwest!

We are here today asking Cardinals players what their favorite memories are from last year's World Series Championship!

What was your favorite part, Carp?

Celebrating on the field after the final out.

How about you, Yadi?

The parade. I love parades.

How bout you, David?

Oh, what a whirlwind. Probably being on The Tonight Show.

What is your favorite part, Matt?

I'll never forget hitting the game-winning homer in Game 7 of the World Series.

What?

And being named the World Series MVP!

Um, Matt...

And the mayor giving me the key to the city!

Matt... none of these things happened.

What?

You hurt your wrist in Game 6. You weren't even on the roster for Game 7.

...

Doc, why do I have these memories of things that didn't happen?

Well...

Doc, Matt is our franchise player now.

We need to make sure he has the utmost confidence going forward.

You got it, Mister Mo!

You are getting sleepy...

Wow... What else isn't real, Doc?

Remember back in 2009... That fly ball you caught in the ninth inning of Game 2 of the NLDS?

Sure I do!

Well...

That's not how it really happened...

Oh.

I had been wondering why the left one is bigger than the right one.