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Worst Super Bowl Commercials: Teleflora Encourages You To Pay For Sex—With Flowers!

For a while I wasn't sure that terrible m&m's ad about playing loud music and being a funny dancing thing that dances lol would have any competitors in the Worst Super Bowl Commercials derby, but Teleflora's ad about—and I'm paraphrasing here—paying a supermodel money and then having sex with her in exchange for that money is unquestionably the worst Super Bowl commercial you will see in the year 2012.

I don't know whether pimps have tried this before, and I'm not a lawyer, but I'm relatively sure it's still prostitution if you offer someone one Sex Coupon in exchange for the services she provides. I'm also relatively sure that if on Valentine's Day you happen to tell the lady in your life, "They say you have to give to receive—super hot sex!"—well, I don't want to spoil it for you. But you'll probably be murdered.

Seriously, do not take any advice this woman gives you, not even if it's to go back in time and buy Apple stock at 19 bucks. The very attractive are different from you and me.